What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
15.06.2025 00:38
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
{RING} {RING}
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
Yes sir it is.
Can you name an example of bad parenting?
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
HELLO
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
Why am I always so tired, no matter how much I sleep?
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
Sure no problem officer.
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
After a few moments he returns.
What's the gayest thing you have experienced on an only boys sleepover?
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.